So, because I think I forgot to tell everyone, here it is.  I am having a boy!  I actually found out about this 2 months ago, but for some reason I forgot to say anything.  This is up there with forgetting to put on pants before I left for work one day.  I only made it halfway out of the driveway, but hey, no pants.  This is what I get for getting dressed in the laundry room on my way out the door each morning.  Also note, that I get dressed in the laundry room that is right off of the kitchen that has a huge sliding glass door and the curtains are always open.  If you also add in that I get dressed at 5 in the morning and it is pitch black outside; therefore, I am naked for the world to see.  I really don't give a hoot.  If I cannot remember pants, what in the world makes you think I will remember to close the curtains?  However, that is not the point of this post.  Everything is not about me.  Actually, this is my blog and its all about me.... so there.

 

IT'S A BOY!  Please see first embarassing pics of my sons boy parts posted on the internet for the world to see.  This will be the last pics of my son's boy parts, at least on the internet.  I take naked pictures of my daughter all the time, because she is funny as hell and is always doing something funny and since always falls into the category of always funny and sometimes naked, there must be naked pictures.  I just feel a little funny about posting naked kid pictures.  First of all, there are a lot of freaks out there and even some of those freaks are pedophiles and I really don't want to go there, at least without the intent to kill said pedophile with an ice pick and/or chainsaw and/or any other available deadly weapon, at least after I purchase said deadly weapon because I don't own an ice pick or chainsaw.  Secondly, these pictures would go into the category of something that lasts forever and once they hit the internet, there is my kid naked on the web and that is just setting her up.  For what, I don't know, but clearly that is not the point.  I don't want to raise a stripper.

 

Anyway, it's a boy!